Alain B. Harpsichord was a poet and gentleman scholar in late nineteenth-century England. He began his studies as a botanist, devoting himself to the Nasturtium in particular; however, after an unexplained incident in early 1888, he switched his field of study to the supernatural. He passed away shortly thereafter. The materials published here were donated to the samizDADA archives by the Enid Wassail Fortunata estate.

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